- Equation of Transition -

	Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I hate everybody, and you’re next. Please don’t make me kill you. And your point is…? I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now. I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. All stressed out and no one to choke. I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people. How can I miss you if you won’t go away? Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not. I’m out of estrogen and I have a gun. 15 Laws For Women To Live By

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.